Originally posted on Thought Catalog.
Are these really not Onion articles, you ask? Sadly, no. They’re real. And funny as hell. I had trouble picking a favorite, but after a lot of hemming and hawing, I think it has to be #21: “Florida Shopper Videotaped Putting Chainsaw in Pants.” Or maybe it’s #85: “Some Children’s Cereals Packed with Sugar, Study Finds.” #88 is pretty funny, too. Damn, it’s hard to choose.
Better luck picking out your favorite. The accompanying articles are a hoot, too.